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post Mar 2 2020, 01:29 PM
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since "i r n00b's DM GUIDE" things changed that's when we got new guide from smurf




1-Pick op gods(Greek or atty , Psycho's only one trick isis if you are crazy enough,stay away from norse they are bad for the stomach).
2-if you lost wall to ram than you surely don't have enough walls you need to make 3 or 4 more layers of walls if those break double the amount.
3-if you are kronos you got three options
3.1- Mass murmillos if you lose , just start talking about the balance and how much they suck
3.2- Mass Fire siphons and start Vortaxing make sure your army is small enough so all of them get slaughered
3.3-Mass arcus and kill migdol with it making the game longer *10 times than it should have been
4-if you playing egy you don't need rocs you just push slowly with walls people would no more call you roc lamer instead wall lamer good for better .
5-never make any eco in till you realise you are out of eco.
6-if the guy you playing against walls one time you need to make more walls than him ,who has the most walls is the better player.
7-tired of losing villagers early ? make sure to spam 6 towers on each tc and you got 2 more tower to push with .
8-you are not pushing your oppen probably need to make more towers and migdols and walls .
9- you don't have map control ? fill the map with barracks that you won't use all game .
10-oranos skypassages are just myth wake up no need to think about using them .
11- kronos shifting only accessable early game .
12-you don't need monuments mass slingers is always the way to go as egy.
13-think of the map as painting the more you control the painting with your color the more you have chance of winning.
14-in water map 90% of your vil should be building docks.
15-always mass trade first guy to 15k gold wins the game .
16- you cannot push ? and you don't have eco ? you can probably vil rag with sending all of your vil to fight , need intensive micro you are probably 2k you need 2.2k than you probably can .
17-feeling like the games are unwinnable blame it on balance probably those people balancing the game 15 pm messages would probably do .
18-if you are ultra noob and cannot micro you can probably play chinese since they have 3 arkantos Balanced on the way to make you win dw .
19- you really bad at bo ?dw atty covers you check legend stream or naka for the best atty bo instently take you to 1750+ even comp vs top .
20-it been 16 years and you still suck enough to not beat isis ? dw all you have to do is pick norse or atty do the bo do normal push you win ,you are now new dark horse
21-before game start type gg ez make sure people know who they are dealing with you already won the mental war .
22-dodge players who you think you got no chance to win against but keep it upove keep on poopie talking them .
23-bad things happen and your dumbass played vs the guy you were planning to dodge keep poopie talking them .
24-after you win game at least 5 fap sessions required on the rec.
25-tell everyone you already gang/magic prime and you can gg anyone in this house . :smurf:
26-someone is smurfing ? it's probably Golem or gang

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post Mar 2 2020, 02:41 PM
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QUOTE(aymanTPP @ Mar 2 2020, 06:29 PM)
26-someone is smurfing ? it's probably Golem or gang
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post Mar 2 2020, 04:27 PM
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Poor golem, kid is minding his own business hustling on the street and some kid online calling every single smurf that shows up him.



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